Alright gimme a second to catch my breath.<\/p>\n
*fake breathing noises*<\/p>\n
Did you know that… never mind I’ll tell you later. Those damn Jam Pandas have taken over my myspace page :O they were a bit rowdy when I got them home but when I opened my bag out they whooshed and before you could say, “how on earth can fictional children’s characters come into the real world?” they had locked me up in a cupboard. By the time Audrey saved me (she was looking for the step ladder) they had changed my log in password and now I can’t get back\u00c2\u00a0in. They keep posting bulletins about the bloody time, I look a right numpty.<\/p>\n
Hi Marshall. You have *sings* NO IDEA *ends singing* what I’m talking about and that’s probably for the best \ud83d\ude42 it’s all faux shizzel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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