{"id":476,"date":"2007-11-27T08:28:40","date_gmt":"2007-11-27T07:28:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=476"},"modified":"2008-04-09T12:22:15","modified_gmt":"2008-04-09T11:22:15","slug":"mr-smudgey-exposes-himself-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=476","title":{"rendered":"Mr Smudgey Exposes Himself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, my name is Mr Smudgey and I am here to prove to you and everyone else watching that I am the most famous man on the planet at this very point in time. It was close recently as there was\u00c2\u00a0a man who balanced bananas on his nose as he read Shakespeare to a bottle-nose dolphin in a telephone box but that was just a rumour. It is time for another reference point so you bask in my celebrity status.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Point Number Two<\/span> &#8211;<\/strong> hiding in the background of the sleeve for the Eagles album &#8216;Hotel California&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image475\" style=\"width: 283px; height: 233px\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/IANEagles-HotelCalifornia.jpg\" alt=\"Eagles-HotelCalifornia.jpg\" width=\"283\" height=\"233\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a bit hard to make out in this but I&#8217;m climbing the third tree from the left. I was staying in the hotel across the road which was\u00c2\u00a0aptly named &#8216;Hotel Opposite&#8217;. In between my early morning sessions of fung shui and that weird sh*t people do on big lawns I thought it would be a good laugh to look for coconuts. It was only when I looked down to see some idiot with a camera that I panicked, let go of the trunk and fell to the ground. The picture, mfwah mfwah, doesn&#8217;t reveal the fact that I spent three months in traction because of it.<\/p>\n<p>I denied all knowledge of this particular exposure because, well, the Eagles suck d*ck big time. I am on a quest for status though so I must lay these demons to rest and own up. Hey, I&#8217;ve done worse things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, my name is Mr Smudgey and I am here to prove to you and everyone else watching that I am the most famous man on the planet at this very point in time. It was close recently as there was\u00c2\u00a0a man who balanced bananas on his nose as he read Shakespeare to a bottle-nose [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,17,30,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great","category-loins","category-mr-smudgey","category-think-about-it"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}