{"id":478,"date":"2007-12-06T15:04:25","date_gmt":"2007-12-06T14:04:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=478"},"modified":"2007-12-06T15:05:04","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T14:05:04","slug":"silly-bint-of-the-month-jack-penate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=478","title":{"rendered":"Silly Bint of the Month &#8211; Jack Penate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate him. At least with Kirsten Dunst and Nigella Lawson there was a slight intoxicating whiff of some sort of appreciation in there (for &#8216;Eternal Sunshine&#8217; and her nips respectively) but he&#8217;s got no redeeming features. His last single involved him running in the video and, surprise surprise, his new ones has a bit of running too. People who have simple rhymes like &#8216;stupid&#8217; and &#8216;cupid&#8217; and &#8216;devotion&#8217; and &#8216;potion&#8217; just make my skin crawl. It&#8217;s up there with James Blunt-style cringiness.<\/p>\n<p>Plus the way he sings is down with Kate Nash as irritating beyond belief. &#8220;Let&#8217;s over pronounce everything because we&#8217;re from darn sarth and we need to show it!&#8221; Fat chance. Just another artist championed by idiots like NME who are desperate for another singer songwriter to try and write about our generation when really all he comes across as is being a bit of a d*ck.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She never wanted me&#8230;&#8221; do you blame her, mate?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate him. At least with Kirsten Dunst and Nigella Lawson there was a slight intoxicating whiff of some sort of appreciation in there (for &#8216;Eternal Sunshine&#8217; and her nips respectively) but he&#8217;s got no redeeming features. His last single involved him running in the video and, surprise surprise, his new ones has a bit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silly-bint-of-the-month"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}