Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)<\/u><\/p>\n
Who are you?<\/u>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
Spice Cranford<\/p>\n
What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the Idea?<\/u><\/p>\n
Chicken envelopes, we’ll beat the post office at their own game!<\/p>\n
What is it?<\/u><\/p>\n
Despite the dodgy-sounding name it is merely stationary, first envelopes and perhaps moving onto paper and greeting cards, that is made from chickens. Mainly the meat however there is the possibility of using the other less edible parts I suppose.<\/p>\n
What does it do?<\/u><\/p>\n
When you get a lovely breast of roast chicken and you first peel the skin back it looks like a blank canvas, like there should be something perhaps written there and there isn’t. We’re all being constantly disappointed. I say take that breast, carve it into an envelope shape and send something through the post be it romantic letter or birthday present it doesn’t matter. Plus when it arrives at the receipants address it’ll smell and probably taste of chicken; that’s never\u00c2\u00a0a bad thing in my eyes.<\/p>\n
So what are you gonna do about it?<\/u><\/p>\n
Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all in\u00c2\u00a0my head >:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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