Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)<\/u><\/p>\n
Who are you?<\/u>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
Elementary Westinghouse<\/p>\n
What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the Idea?<\/u><\/p>\n
You know how it is. Decorating the spare room, putting up that wallpaper takes so long that you’re left starving hungry before you’re even nearly finished. Tasty Hasty Paste solves that problem.<\/p>\n
What is it?<\/u><\/p>\n
It’s a new formulation of wallpaper paste that lets you get the paper up in record time. It’s also edible, so if you remember to take a spoon in there with you along with the other wallpapering paraphernalia, you can just have a couple of mouthfuls of nutritious paste to keep you going. It’s also the only household adhesive that’s suitable for spreading on toast or muffins. (But not bagels – that’s highly dangerous.)<\/p>\n
What does it do?<\/u><\/p>\n
Tasty Hasty Paste is produced from a specially bred variety of Chronographic Beef. The time-altering properties of this type of meat cause time to appear faster to the paste\u00c2\u00a0than it does to the rest of the world. It’s an example of relative time dilation causality that is found in many common bovines. Because it’s made of beef it also has a warm aroma of hot Bovril that will fill any room decorated with it. And who could argue with that?<\/p>\n
So what are you gonna do about it?<\/u><\/p>\n
Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all in\u00c2\u00a0my head >:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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