{"id":493,"date":"2008-01-06T19:30:30","date_gmt":"2008-01-06T19:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=493"},"modified":"2008-01-06T19:30:30","modified_gmt":"2008-01-06T19:30:30","slug":"the-saint-king-creepeth-back-in-briefly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=493","title":{"rendered":"The Saint King creepeth back in briefly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I, the Saint\u00c2\u00a0King, king of all the saints and their saintly behaviour, have returned briefly in order to convey a message. This message could have been tagged on to the endless VHS message I left played in the building before Christmas but I wanted to tell you this myself. I have found a permanent home at another website that being <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/twoofakindyorkshiremind\">www.myspace.com\/twoofakindyorkshiremind<\/a>. Even though you have all very much made your feelings about me clear I want you to know that there is no bad blood between us all and that I hope to see you in the future. 2008 should be about new beginnings and being the Saint King, governing those saints and what they get up to, well, I don&#8217;t want you to feel as though you can&#8217;t come to me with problems and asking for advice even though you aren&#8217;t saints.<\/p>\n<p>You shall all have a place in my heart even if yours is only filled with the memories of me not giving you jewels. And I don&#8217;t hold it against you that you didn&#8217;t come to my party. And I don&#8217;t hate the fact that only Sir Marshall returned his Official Form of Complaint. It&#8217;s all chunder under the canal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I, the Saint\u00c2\u00a0King, king of all the saints and their saintly behaviour, have returned briefly in order to convey a message. This message could have been tagged on to the endless VHS message I left played in the building before Christmas but I wanted to tell you this myself. I have found a permanent home [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-delicious","category-ian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}