{"id":494,"date":"2008-01-07T17:38:44","date_gmt":"2008-01-07T17:38:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=494"},"modified":"2008-01-07T17:38:44","modified_gmt":"2008-01-07T17:38:44","slug":"britain-may-have-talent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=494","title":{"rendered":"Britain may have talent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Given Kev&#8217;s seemingly endless supply of scat-isms I suggest that we put him forward for the next series of &#8216;Britain&#8217;s Got Talent&#8217;, or whatever b*ggery b*llocks is auditioning around\u00c2\u00a0the same time. I mean he can also poom groodles, I mean groom poodles. That must count for something right?<\/p>\n<p>We could make a bit of money from it. The proceeds could\u00c2\u00a0then be put forward for nationwide distribution of the &#8216;Nish&#8217; series and perhaps even a publication\u00c2\u00a0of both copies of\u00c2\u00a0semi-autobiographical &#8216;Erudite Musings on the Human\u00c2\u00a0Condition&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Given Kev&#8217;s seemingly endless supply of scat-isms I suggest that we put him forward for the next series of &#8216;Britain&#8217;s Got Talent&#8217;, or whatever b*ggery b*llocks is auditioning around\u00c2\u00a0the same time. I mean he can also poom groodles, I mean groom poodles. That must count for something right? We could make a bit of money [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,2,23,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-ian","category-kev","category-think-about-it","category-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}