{"id":496,"date":"2008-01-14T22:06:05","date_gmt":"2008-01-14T22:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=496"},"modified":"2008-01-14T22:06:05","modified_gmt":"2008-01-14T22:06:05","slug":"the-first-annual-mr-cockall-innovation-awards-ceremony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=496","title":{"rendered":"The First Annual Mr Cockall Innovation Awards Ceremony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you and welcome to the first annual Mr Cockall Innovation Awards Ceremony. My name is Winky Winkerson and I am here at this third rate, knock off awards ceremony to celebrate the best of the ideas suggested by various representatives across the country interviewed and documented by Mr Cockall himself. The nominees are as follows:<\/p>\n<p>Morman Le Pongavent for his Fish Pen<br \/>\nEddy Lafawitz for the wonderful Thrusticles<br \/>\nKevin and Ian for trying to revolutionaise Pep<br \/>\nSusan Winkerpot with the timeless Dehydrated Water<br \/>\nEbeneezer Cheesegrater for his Nasal Harps<br \/>\nGardy Guh-huh-de-ha for the uncompromising Extendo-Loins<br \/>\nSpice Cranford for the Chicken Envelopes and<br \/>\nElementary Westinghouse for her Tasty Hasty Paste<\/p>\n<p>And as the world holds its breath I carefully open the envelope with the winner&#8217;s name enclosed. And that winner is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ELEMENTARY WESTINGHOUSE!<\/p>\n<p>A late comer to the proceedings but she stormed in there and snaffled the award from under the other entrant&#8217;s noses. How about that? Miss Westinghouse, could we have a few words please?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you and welcome to the first annual Mr Cockall Innovation Awards Ceremony. My name is Winky Winkerson and I am here at this third rate, knock off awards ceremony to celebrate the best of the ideas suggested by various representatives across the country interviewed and documented by Mr Cockall himself. The nominees are as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-cockalls-loveliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}