{"id":505,"date":"2008-02-05T10:10:30","date_gmt":"2008-02-05T10:10:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=505"},"modified":"2008-02-05T10:11:10","modified_gmt":"2008-02-05T10:11:10","slug":"face-hammers-a-novel-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=505","title":{"rendered":"Face Hammers &#8211; A Novel Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><u>Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)<\/u><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><u>Who are you?<\/u> Crumbly Chinshanks<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><u>What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the Idea?<\/u> Introducing the amazing, FaceHammer 3000!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><u>What is it?<\/u> It&#8217;s not just a hammer&#8230; It&#8217;s a hammer you strap to your face!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\n<u>What does it do?<\/u> Have you ever been doing some DIY around the house? I dont know, say putting up a picture. Well picture the scene, you&#8217;re holding the nail against the wall with one hand, you&#8217;re drinking a pint of sherry with the other&#8230; How do you bang in the nail? Easy&#8230; FaceHammer 3000. Simply strap the FaceHammer 3000 around your face, stick on some appropriate heavy metal music, and head bang your way to hung picture glory.<\/p>\n<p><u>So what are you gonna do about it?<\/u> Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all in my head >:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song) Who are you? Crumbly Chinshanks What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the Idea? Introducing the amazing, FaceHammer 3000! What is it? It&#8217;s not just a hammer&#8230; It&#8217;s a hammer you strap to your face! What does it do? Have you ever been doing some DIY around the house? I dont know, say putting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-loins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}