{"id":528,"date":"2008-04-24T11:35:43","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T10:35:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=528"},"modified":"2008-04-24T11:35:43","modified_gmt":"2008-04-24T10:35:43","slug":"toast-it-notes-a-novel-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=528","title":{"rendered":"Toast-it Notes &#8211; A Novel Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><strong>Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrow\u2019s geniuses (using song)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>Who are you?<\/strong> Ernest McFurnace<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>What&#8217;s the Idea?<\/strong> Toast-it Notes, the warm, crisp and adhesive breakfast.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>What is it?<\/strong> The only breakfast that can help you memorise your to-do list.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>What does it do?<\/strong> Many people have trouble at work because they forget what they have to do during the day. Some people write it down, but this system is fraught with social and practical problems.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">That&#8217;s where Toast-it Notes can help. At breakfast time, drop a pad of Toast-it Notes in your toaster. When they&#8217;ve popped up, butter them and then write one item from your to-do list on each one. Then enjoy their crunchy, toasty taste.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">While you go to work, the Toast-it Notes are at work inside your stomach, using their patented adhesive to stick to your stomach lining, allowing you to ingest your daily tasks direct into your bloodstream.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">You&#8217;ll never forget an important appointment again!<\/p>\n<p><strong>So what are you gonna do about it?<\/strong> Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it&#8217;s all in my head &gt;:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrow\u2019s geniuses (using song) Who are you? Ernest McFurnace What&#8217;s the Idea? Toast-it Notes, the warm, crisp and adhesive breakfast. What is it? The only breakfast that can help you memorise your to-do list. What does it do? Many people have trouble at work because they forget what they have to do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-mr-cockalls-loveliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}