Welcome to the newest article to hit the shores of Beans Island. It’s sort of a sisterly accompanyment to the ‘Silly Bint of the Month’ but with fresh ideas and more longevity… actually that’s a lie because I’ve only managed to think of a couple of people who this might apply to. Nonetheless it’s never kept a good man down, head to the ground, keep the ground hit running fast nicely.<\/p>\n
Today I wish to discuss current NME-w*nk act the Ting Tings. They’ve been hyped to buggery and to be honest their music is about as catchy as a peppercorn in a tuxedo. Everyone is wetting themselves about this “band”, because I use the term very loosely, and I can’t see the appeal OTHER than the fact that Katie White is quite attractive. Erm, not judging by the photo on wikipedia though (it borders on munterly). It’s best if we put that one to one side. I personally resent most songs that include the term DJ because it’s a lazy thing to do. Yeah come on DJ, play that song DJ, make me dance DJ, it’s hardly Shakespeare and even if Shakespeare knew what a DJ was I expect he could have written a better song. Let’s take a look at lyrics to previous single ‘Great DJ’.<\/p>\n
“Imagine all the girls,
\nAh ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
\nAnd the boys,
\nAh ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
\nAnd the strings,
\nEee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee.
\nAnd the drums, the drums, the drums, the drums, the drums, the drums”<\/p>\n
And so on, grand! I hope that they die a slow death. Peace out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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