{"id":537,"date":"2008-05-16T12:28:03","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T11:28:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=537"},"modified":"2008-05-16T12:28:03","modified_gmt":"2008-05-16T11:28:03","slug":"bunter-the-owl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=537","title":{"rendered":"Bunter the Owl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now, there isn&#8217;t much scope for wildlife in Willington Quay.\u00a0 Unless of course you include my downstairs neighbours.\u00a0 But, and Bill Oddie would be sooooooooooooooo proud, we have an OWL.\u00a0 Yes, gennelmen, an OWL.\u00a0 I hear it in the mornings, McIver doesn&#8217;t and in fact takes the piss out of me because of it.\u00a0 But its there.\u00a0 It has been known to park its bum on my roof.\u00a0 I have christened him &#8220;Bunter&#8221; in homage to Frank Richards wonderful character, Billy Bunter, aka &#8220;The Fat Owl of the Remove&#8221;.\u00a0 So its either that, or McIver is really Harry Potter and the owl is there as his postal system.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now, there isn&#8217;t much scope for wildlife in Willington Quay.\u00a0 Unless of course you include my downstairs neighbours.\u00a0 But, and Bill Oddie would be sooooooooooooooo proud, we have an OWL.\u00a0 Yes, gennelmen, an OWL.\u00a0 I hear it in the mornings, McIver doesn&#8217;t and in fact takes the piss out of me because of it.\u00a0 But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-loins","tag-add-new-tag"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}