{"id":549,"date":"2008-07-16T09:18:21","date_gmt":"2008-07-16T08:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=549"},"modified":"2008-07-16T09:18:21","modified_gmt":"2008-07-16T08:18:21","slug":"cars-a-posthumous-novel-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=549","title":{"rendered":"Cars &#8211; A Posthumous Novel Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><strong>Mr. Cockall interviews yesterday\u2019s geniuses (using song)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>Who are you?<\/strong> Jumping McYarm<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>What\u2019s the Idea?<\/strong> Cars.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>What is it?<\/strong> An ingenious transportation method<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>What does it do?<\/strong> It&#8217;s the age old problem: &#8220;I&#8217;m over here and I want to go over there. It&#8217;s quite a long way and I&#8217;ve just sold my horse to the glue factory&#8221; Well, what do you do? I&#8217;ll tell you. You hop into your new &#8220;car&#8221;. These little babies dont even need to rest, just fill &#8217;em up with liquid petroleum and let the controlled explosions effortlessly power you anywhere you&#8217;d like to go. Coming soon&#8230; The van! For when you want to go over there and take 437lbs of apples with you!<\/p>\n<p><strong>So what are you gonna do about it?<\/strong> Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it\u2019s already done!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Cockall interviews yesterday\u2019s geniuses (using song) Who are you? Jumping McYarm What\u2019s the Idea? Cars. What is it? An ingenious transportation method What does it do? It&#8217;s the age old problem: &#8220;I&#8217;m over here and I want to go over there. It&#8217;s quite a long way and I&#8217;ve just sold my horse to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kev","category-mr-cockalls-loveliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}