{"id":554,"date":"2008-07-31T09:06:09","date_gmt":"2008-07-31T08:06:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=554"},"modified":"2008-07-31T09:06:09","modified_gmt":"2008-07-31T08:06:09","slug":"head-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=554","title":{"rendered":"Head Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hooray! Today is the birthday of Kevin Head! He has finally reached the age of 24 that so many others before have done. It is a momentous day. I went out and drank five or six pints because of this very occasion. I would have done tonight but obviously I&#8217;m at work, I&#8217;ll have Reuben and Thursdays are bad.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a sentence I wrote for you:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Drip drop, pork chop&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that&#8217;s all folks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hooray! Today is the birthday of Kevin Head! He has finally reached the age of 24 that so many others before have done. It is a momentous day. I went out and drank five or six pints because of this very occasion. I would have done tonight but obviously I&#8217;m at work, I&#8217;ll have Reuben [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,2,17,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-kev","category-loins","category-think-about-it"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}