{"id":555,"date":"2008-07-31T23:40:28","date_gmt":"2008-07-31T22:40:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=555"},"modified":"2008-07-31T23:41:29","modified_gmt":"2008-07-31T22:41:29","slug":"my-new-abode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=555","title":{"rendered":"My new abode"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yes! The rumours and tabloid gossip columns are all true! I’m moving in to a new flat at the end of August. It’s big and shiny and cheaper than this one and I’m sharing it with Mark who is a person I know.<\/p>\n

Address and stuff like that coming later when I actually live there, but until then, here’s some pictures nabbed off the classified ad listing that show you what it looks like and that.<\/p>\n

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It’s got two bathrooms so we don’t have to deal with each other’s shit. Literally. I get the big bedroom with the small (advert says “en-suite”) bog and Mark gets the small bedroom with the cavernous carzie.<\/p>\n

This flat is in Streatham, which has a reputation for being a bit rough, but because we’re actually on Streatham Hill, we’re in the posh bit, so we are entitled to spell it “St. Reatham”. That’ll fool ’em.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m going to be leaving my second-floor penthouse in a few weeks and saving myself a few quid in the process. Here is some stuff that you can have a skeg at.<\/p>\n

Think of this as an exclusive advance preview screening, like on a new Batman film, except less exciting and more to do with my flat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-what-i-did-today"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}