{"id":562,"date":"2008-08-06T11:57:48","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T10:57:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=562"},"modified":"2008-08-06T15:56:53","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T14:56:53","slug":"wanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=562","title":{"rendered":"Wanted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 36pt;\">WANTED<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\">The Blackberry Six<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 20pt;\">REWARD: \u00a350,000<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">for information resulting in their arrest<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/685524341_dd6c21d699.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-563\" title=\"Blackberries of DOOM\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/685524341_dd6c21d699.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/685524341_dd6c21d699.jpg 500w, https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/685524341_dd6c21d699-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These six bastardly little blackberries have been on the run for several years now. They are suspected by the Metropolitan Police of having planted the devastating explosives, packed with orange juice and nasty little pips that get stuck in your teeth, which destroyed much of the Houses of Pear-Lemons in July 2001.<\/p>\n<p>It is thought they are being held by a large, manicured hand in the West Midlands. Anyone with information on this vicious band of tossers should call Crimecrushers on 0909 999 999 999 989 999 999 5, or leave their name anonymously on this website.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WANTED The Blackberry Six REWARD: \u00a350,000 for information resulting in their arrest These six bastardly little blackberries have been on the run for several years now. They are suspected by the Metropolitan Police of having planted the devastating explosives, packed with orange juice and nasty little pips that get stuck in your teeth, which destroyed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-friut-fascists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}