{"id":594,"date":"2008-12-29T12:32:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-29T11:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=594"},"modified":"2008-12-29T12:32:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T11:32:00","slug":"coaster-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=594","title":{"rendered":"Coaster Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Mincho'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Look me in the eye and tell me you haven\u2019t been tempted. I\u2019m right there in front of you, sat there in your line of vision. Don\u2019t look away, don\u2019t be coy I can see you\u2019re interested. Beneath that tough exterior lies a heart just like anyone else. I can feel it. You could easily reach out and grab me, use me. It would be so simple. Nobody would think any less of you. In fact you would probably be praised, applauded even. You never know unless you try. I want you to. My purpose is for you and only you, no-one else. I won\u2019t be here forever. It\u2019s your choice but I\u2019d rather have you than someone else. This the most honest I can be. I wouldn\u2019t lie about something like this. So do it right now. Push out the boat; take the bull by the horns. Lean forward and tell me you want me, like you want to. Whisper sweet nothings to me without a second thought. Be rough, as rough as you want to, if that\u2019s what you want. I look delicate but I\u2019m tough. I can take whatever you want to give me. I can handle myself, I\u2019m so used to it now. Put it down. Right now. Right on top of me. Swirl it about a bit. Swivel it from side to side. Shake it. Spill it all over me, oh yeah, maybe you want to. Make it messy. Make it dirty. Put the drink on me. Put it down bitch! Now! Now!!! Fucking pussy. I\u2019m a coaster for God\u2019s sake! It\u2019s hardly astrophysics! Grow a set will ya?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look me in the eye and tell me you haven\u2019t been tempted. I\u2019m right there in front of you, sat there in your line of vision. Don\u2019t look away, don\u2019t be coy I can see you\u2019re interested. Beneath that tough exterior lies a heart just like anyone else. I can feel it. You could easily [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,24,4,17,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bedtime-stories","category-great","category-ian","category-loins","category-shut-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}