{"id":596,"date":"2009-01-08T11:20:47","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T10:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=596"},"modified":"2009-01-08T11:21:07","modified_gmt":"2009-01-08T10:21:07","slug":"shopping-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=596","title":{"rendered":"Shopping list"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I need to <strong>buy<\/strong> a number of <strong>items<\/strong>. I will <strong>list<\/strong> these items here and <strong>tell<\/strong> you how I <strong>progress<\/strong> through the <strong>purchasing<\/strong> stage and whether I <strong>am<\/strong> unable to source any <strong>of<\/strong> these articles.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>A diary. This is required so that I can ensconce within it the dates and times on which working is necessitated by my employers and overlords, and also the dates and times on which I am due to socialise with other humans in a non-workplace context.<\/li>\n<li>A VGA cable. This handsome combination of wires, plastic sheaths and precision-moulded terminal plug fixtures will permit the connection of a laptop video output to a television video input channel, permitting the screening of internet videos on a TV screen that could justifiably be described as &#8220;mackin'&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>A book. The book I select will be carefully chosen to permit the optimum enwritement of random tat and the endrawage of senseless doodlings. It is of great importance that it has nice clean white pages, unless I find another style of page which sweeps me up in its strong arms and causes me to take leave of my senses.<\/li>\n<li>Jeans. I don&#8217;t think I have any chance of getting these in my lunch break but I need some so I&#8217;m putting it in the list anyway. They are designed to keep my legs warm and out of sight in a range of social situations, from the workplace to home-bound slobbing.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>This <strong>completes<\/strong> my list of <strong>items<\/strong> to purchase with <strong>funds<\/strong> in my <strong>bank<\/strong> account. Good <strong>day<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I need to buy a number of items. I will list these items here and tell you how I progress through the purchasing stage and whether I am unable to source any of these articles. A diary. This is required so that I can ensconce within it the dates and times on which working [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,16,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-noos-flash","category-what-i-did-today"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}