{"id":601,"date":"2009-01-26T21:11:13","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T20:11:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=601"},"modified":"2009-01-26T21:11:13","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T20:11:13","slug":"now-were-really-living","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=601","title":{"rendered":"Now We&#8217;re Really Living"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need some clarification, some closure and some clothes to cover this naked level of understanding that me, a common beatnik, cannot get my head round.<\/p>\n<p>Last week when I took the boy to school I almost arrived at the bus stop but was greeted by a curious sight. Sat on the corner by the pub was a golf ball. A golf ball that had two turds curled around it. Now I have three questions:<\/p>\n<p>1. Do dogs play golf?<br \/>\n2. Would that be classed as modern art?<\/p>\n<p>And the biggest one of all:<\/p>\n<p>3. Is it marketable?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need some clarification, some closure and some clothes to cover this naked level of understanding that me, a common beatnik, cannot get my head round. Last week when I took the boy to school I almost arrived at the bus stop but was greeted by a curious sight. Sat on the corner by the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,17,20,23,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-loins","category-random-thought","category-think-about-it","category-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}