{"id":62,"date":"2006-05-24T12:15:36","date_gmt":"2006-05-24T11:15:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=62"},"modified":"2006-05-24T12:16:17","modified_gmt":"2006-05-24T11:16:17","slug":"pirates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=62","title":{"rendered":"Pirates &#8211; a wee song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;There was a pirate that all the other pirates feared,<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0Even black, blue, red and yellowbeard.<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0Now the captain was as rotten as they come,<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0And never once thought to write to his mum (boo hoo hoo).<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0Argh! Argh! Marie&#8230;. Celeste!<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0She&#8217;s got the meaniest crew the world has ever faced (Bad boys!).<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0Then the bowson shouted something out, &#8220;Oi, there&#8217;s a ship to the west!&#8221;<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0Shiver me timbers! Walk the plank! SOS! Swim for shore! Pieces of eight! Abandon\u00c2\u00a0ship!<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0It wasn&#8217;t magic, or ghost and tricks,<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0It was down to a bowl of Wheetabix.<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0That&#8217;s why they found no pirates aboard the Marie Celeste.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;There was a pirate that all the other pirates feared, \u00c2\u00a0Even black, blue, red and yellowbeard. \u00c2\u00a0Now the captain was as rotten as they come, \u00c2\u00a0And never once thought to write to his mum (boo hoo hoo). \u00c2\u00a0Argh! Argh! Marie&#8230;. Celeste! \u00c2\u00a0She&#8217;s got the meaniest crew the world has ever faced (Bad boys!). \u00c2\u00a0Then the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}