{"id":625,"date":"2009-05-06T08:40:53","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T07:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=625"},"modified":"2009-05-06T08:40:53","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T07:40:53","slug":"the-drunken-christmas-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=625","title":{"rendered":"The Drunken Christmas Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Slow as slow can be<br \/>\nSo stumbles the drunken Christmas Tree.<br \/>\nDragging behind the pieces of the past<br \/>\nIn a tatty old sack that will never last,<br \/>\nHe scours the streets for the last sign of hope,<br \/>\nSomething to help him, something to cope.<br \/>\nSloshing in his stomach a full bottle of gin,<br \/>\nLacking the whimsy, the joy and\u00a0his grin.<br \/>\nDecember is gone, like the fragments of his mind,<br \/>\nLike the cosy living room he left behind.<\/p>\n<p>Arthur &#8220;Lemon&#8221; Lemonson &#8211; 2009<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slow as slow can be So stumbles the drunken Christmas Tree. Dragging behind the pieces of the past In a tatty old sack that will never last, He scours the streets for the last sign of hope, Something to help him, something to cope. Sloshing in his stomach a full bottle of gin, Lacking the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bedtime-stories","category-ian","category-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=625"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}