{"id":630,"date":"2009-05-26T23:51:17","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T22:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=630"},"modified":"2009-05-26T23:51:17","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T22:51:17","slug":"the-magic-of-ears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=630","title":{"rendered":"The Magic Of Ears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey kids, this world is in dire need of some excitement and joy and I am here to spread it with the help of a couple of friends of mine. I think you&#8217;ve HEARD of them. Hu hah! Hu hah!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>There is nothing better than stretching out on the sofa, sticking a film on and watching it. But what would you do if you couldn&#8217;t hear what was going on? You wouldn&#8217;t use subtitles. Subtitles are written by unhappy slackers who like messing with your minds, and what is written is never what is said in the actual film.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve just bought the best of Fleetwood Mac and whip out the old player to listen to that futuristic vinyl sound. But what&#8217;s this? Stevie Nicks is singing but there&#8217;s only silence. The neighbours downstairs are dancing to &#8216;Go Your Own Way&#8217; and you can only stare sadly at the tear-stained record\u00a0cover.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s because you don&#8217;t have them, you don&#8217;t have what everyone needs. What does everyone need? Everyone needs EARS. Everyone loves EARS.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome my friends to the Magic of Ears!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey kids, this world is in dire need of some excitement and joy and I am here to spread it with the help of a couple of friends of mine. I think you&#8217;ve HEARD of them. Hu hah! Hu hah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-loins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}