{"id":666,"date":"2009-07-01T07:29:16","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T06:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=666"},"modified":"2009-07-01T07:30:31","modified_gmt":"2009-07-01T06:30:31","slug":"stage-sluts-a-novel-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=666","title":{"rendered":"Stage Sluts &#8211; A Novel Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Mr. Cockall returns and interviews tomorrows geniuses (again using song)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Who are you?<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Geoff Cornbladder<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What&#8217;s the idea?<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Stage Sluts<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What is it?<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0 Today&#8217;s television needs a more updated approach to younger women, what they talk about and what is important in their lives. After a brief five minute survey with the lasses in my office it was decided that gigs are where women open up and discuss more. What we&#8217;re talking about is like &#8216;Loose Women&#8217; for the 16 to 25s and with less haggered crones.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What does it do?<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0 It will be a beacon in a darkened room. What better way to feel smug about yourself than listen to some over-dressed, obnoxious little turds who are only concerned about shagging the lead singer of whatever band is on stage? It will be a huge morale boost for women everywhere. Fair enough the music scene may dip for a while but we&#8217;ll just have to hope that men batting for both sides will pick up the pace.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What are you gonna do about it?<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0 Nothing Mr. Cockall, it&#8217;s all in my head &gt;:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Cockall returns and interviews tomorrows geniuses (again using song) Who are you?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Geoff Cornbladder What&#8217;s the idea?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Stage Sluts What is it?\u00a0\u00a0 Today&#8217;s television needs a more updated approach to younger women, what they talk about and what is important in their lives. After a brief five minute survey with the lasses in my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-cockalls-loveliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=666"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":669,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions\/669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}