{"id":672,"date":"2009-07-07T23:56:33","date_gmt":"2009-07-07T22:56:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=672"},"modified":"2009-07-08T07:22:30","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T06:22:30","slug":"old-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=672","title":{"rendered":"Old School"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you remember the days when our websites were just endless lists about things that didn’t mean anything?<\/p>\n

Well, ours was I don’t know about yours. It was easy, it was simple, it was just plain fucking lazy let’s face it but every so often it doesn’t hurt to re-vist them for tear-stained nostalgia. So to honour another year of da beans’ existence let me present, in no particular order, the top five weird names from the Metro map I saw before going out tonight.<\/p>\n

Drum roll please!<\/p>\n

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  1. Lamesley<\/li>\n
  2. Kibblesworth (good name for a dog)<\/li>\n
  3. Biddick (juvenile but funny)<\/li>\n
  4. Wideopen (again, very juvenile)<\/li>\n
  5. Witherwack (my personal favourite)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    See? Don’t you wish we could all do lists and be happy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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