{"id":677,"date":"2009-07-08T07:56:08","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T06:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=677"},"modified":"2009-07-08T07:56:08","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T06:56:08","slug":"vixen-hawk-episode-guide-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=677","title":{"rendered":"Vixen Hawk Episode Guide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Get up-a, get on up. Get up-a, get on up.<br \/>\nArrive on the scene, at 3:15 (get on up).<br \/>\nGet up-a, get on up. Get up-a, get on up.<br \/>\nCome on the scene with a sparkling tureen. (James Brown &#8211; the early posh years).<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Episode 7 &#8211; The Seventh Episode<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After narrowly defeating the very un-PC and highly controversial Cex Machine in the previous episode, Vixen escapes with her now re-united boyfriend Bobby Paul for the weekend to a cabin hidden away in the mountains. What they wanted was time to themselves. What they got was something completely different. They would have gotten what they wanted were it not for the fact that Sir Chester Lester had placed a tracking device the size of a swollen bee in her handbag.<\/p>\n<p>After a few convenient hours alone to lure the couple into a false sense of security the Mono Bots crash into the cabin leaving Vixen to go &#8220;all out&#8221; to ensure their safety. Knowing that their little haven is now a threat to their lives, and discovering the tracking device after looking for a spare chapstick, the two begin to make their way back into town under cover of darkness.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby Paul is angry that their weekend away has been ruined by Vixen&#8217;s active social life and goes in a huffy fit on the passenger side. Before she has a chance to destroy his arguement with basic facts two Mono Bots jump out from under the dashboard. To make matters worse they are then forced to push Bobby Paul&#8217;s Nissan\u00a0Cherry to it&#8217;s top speed of possibly 67 mph when a gigantic ball of yellow snow starts rolling towards them. Only a dramatic case scene could satisfy this situation!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; Twenty long minutes later the sun is seen rising over the mountains. At the bottom there is a wreck. The Cherry has lost three of it&#8217;s wheels. Vixen emerges from the carnage but where is Bobby Paul?<\/p>\n<p>Someone will pay, and Vixen Hawk will be there to ensure a generous tip (of ass-kicking).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get up-a, get on up. Get up-a, get on up. Arrive on the scene, at 3:15 (get on up). Get up-a, get on up. Get up-a, get on up. Come on the scene with a sparkling tureen. (James Brown &#8211; the early posh years).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bedtime-stories","category-ian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=677"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":679,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677\/revisions\/679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}