{"id":680,"date":"2009-07-10T13:39:39","date_gmt":"2009-07-10T12:39:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=680"},"modified":"2009-07-10T13:39:39","modified_gmt":"2009-07-10T12:39:39","slug":"chriss-calendar-july","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=680","title":{"rendered":"Chris&#8217;s Calendar: July"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-681\" title=\"aircraft-carrier-in-motion01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/aircraft-carrier-in-motion01-300x210.jpg\" alt=\"aircraft-carrier-in-motion01\" width=\"300\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/aircraft-carrier-in-motion01-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/aircraft-carrier-in-motion01.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As handsome a picture as any you&#8217;ll see in the calendar this year. I&#8217;m very pleased with this &#8211; we went to great lengths to get just the right shot and luckily it all paid off.<\/p>\n<p>EEFY McJEEFY knows a few people in the Admiralty, so we got a knock-down rate of \u00a318,000,000 to hire an aircraft carrier for a fortnight. We sailed it out to the Indian Ocean for just the right shade of blue water, then set it off towards the helicopter (which we stole in Madeira) at full speed. EEFY was up in the copter, lining up the shot, and on his signal I did a fabulous pirouette\u00a0 off the far side of the vessel. Dressed in a see-through nightie and the most fabulous string of pearls, the picture captures me in mid flight as I spin gracefully towards the water. The control tower completely obscures any view of me from EEFY McJEEFY&#8217;s vantage point.<\/p>\n<p>A beautiful shot of a single moment in time, captured perfectly, I think you&#8217;ll agree. It&#8217;s definitely one of my favourites.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As handsome a picture as any you&#8217;ll see in the calendar this year. I&#8217;m very pleased with this &#8211; we went to great lengths to get just the right shot and luckily it all paid off. EEFY McJEEFY knows a few people in the Admiralty, so we got a knock-down rate of \u00a318,000,000 to hire [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,17,43,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-loins","category-look-at-this","category-quite-nice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=680"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":682,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680\/revisions\/682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}