{"id":687,"date":"2009-07-20T13:23:11","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T12:23:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=687"},"modified":"2009-07-20T13:23:11","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T12:23:11","slug":"mr-cockalls-inventions-beef-rays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=687","title":{"rendered":"Mr Cockall&#8217;s inventions: Beef Rays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Who are you?<\/strong> Cathy Partslammer<\/p>\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the idea?<\/strong> Beef Rays<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is it? <\/strong>So often we try to enjoy beef or beef-based products as part of our busy modern lifestyle. But we are hampered by the difficulty of obtaining delicious beef. Once it has been extracted from the cows, it must be manhandled and jerrymandered before it arrives on our teeth. With Beef Rays, all that is in the past.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What does it do?<\/strong> The consumer Beef Ray takes up no more space in your kitchen than a washing machine or chest freezer. Plug it in, hook it up to your satellite dish and away you go. At the meat processing plant, beef is packaged and then transmitted via satellite live into your home. You simply select a channel on your Beef Ray receiver &#8211; diced, minced, roasting joint or entire cow &#8211; and it is beamed to you directly. You are billed an extortionate amount at a later date.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What are you gonna do about it?<\/strong> Nothing! Mr. Cockall, it\u2019s all in my head &gt;:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song) Who are you? Cathy Partslammer What\u2019s the idea? Beef Rays What is it? So often we try to enjoy beef or beef-based products as part of our busy modern lifestyle. But we are hampered by the difficulty of obtaining delicious beef. Once it has been extracted from the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,11,40],"tags":[44,46,45,47],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-mr-cockalls-loveliness","category-shut-up","tag-beef","tag-cockall","tag-rays","tag-satellite"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":688,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions\/688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}