Outspoken and morally incorrect “musician” Eddie Outrageous has today confirmed that he is quitting the music business, citing claims that it isn’t the same as it was when he began in 2007.<\/p>\n
“I mean it’s just all wrong now, all wrong. I wanted to inspire people and make some money on the side, I wanted to get out of the job I got at my father’s bank and pull some strings in other fields. I’m doing it for all the wrong reasons now.”<\/p>\n
Eddie, real name Edward Corinthian Parlour III, burst onto the always-wankable indie music scene in October 2007. His first band, ‘Chaos Under Fire’, released only seven minutes of music before splitting. He then went on to work under several different names including, ‘Never Gonna Make It’, ‘Struggling To Get A Deal’, ‘Losing Battle’ and ‘The Final Straw’, none of which cracked the UK top 40. This could, however, also be due to the fact that due to Eddie’s perfectionism he could never work with any other musicians for more than half a day before having an arguement.<\/p>\n
“What can I say? I just like doing things the way I do them rather than the way other people do them, because they do them wrong.”<\/p>\n
Over his entire “career” Eddie has spent more time in the tabloids than the charts, rehab and probably his own home. There was the famous cake wrestling incident outside Westminster Abbey, the ‘What Did Bob Geldof Ever Do For Me?’ festival in Hampstead Heath and of course his on-off affair with septuagenarian Countess Closey Chuzzwick.<\/p>\n
The bitter news of Outrageous’ departure has been met with a decidedly silent response from everyone, which has more than likely something to do with the fact that nobody likes him and the only reason people put up with him is that they bought papers so that they could hate him some more. Let’s face it; if your entire career can be summed up in five very short paragraphs you’re not doing something right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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