{"id":696,"date":"2009-07-30T07:20:27","date_gmt":"2009-07-30T06:20:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=696"},"modified":"2009-07-30T07:20:27","modified_gmt":"2009-07-30T06:20:27","slug":"location-location","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=696","title":{"rendered":"Location, Location"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Er yeah fellas I only thought to ask politely when\u00a0I say<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where the fuck is the book we&#8217;ve been writing?&#8221; and<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why doesn&#8217;t anyone come on anymore?&#8221; and<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Would someone like to give me some money so I can make a prototype of the Pap-Babble-Apple-Ator?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Er yeah fellas I only thought to ask politely when\u00a0I say &#8220;Where the fuck is the book we&#8217;ve been writing?&#8221; and &#8220;Why doesn&#8217;t anyone come on anymore?&#8221; and &#8220;Would someone like to give me some money so I can make a prototype of the Pap-Babble-Apple-Ator?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-loins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":697,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions\/697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}