{"id":70,"date":"2006-05-28T00:10:59","date_gmt":"2006-05-27T23:10:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=70"},"modified":"2006-05-28T00:10:59","modified_gmt":"2006-05-27T23:10:59","slug":"i-have-a-less-interesting-life-than-marshall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=70","title":{"rendered":"I have a less interesting life than Marshall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got up, thrusted my loins, fed baby breakfast, went for a walk to the co-op, had lunch, thrusted my loins, put baby down for a nap, wrote another &#8216;hilarious&#8217; Flat Kitty and Wobbly Dog story, woke baby from nap, thrusted my loins, put baby to bed, spent an hour trying to make him sleep, thrusted my loins, made a cd, stayed up until midnight&#8230; \ud83d\ude1b and that&#8217;sa end of that chapter.<\/p>\n<p>Sorted. Respect due.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image71\" height=\"96\" alt=\"pirate1.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/05\/pirate1.thumbnail.jpg\" width=\"87\" \/>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0I love jiggy pirates!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got up, thrusted my loins, fed baby breakfast, went for a walk to the co-op, had lunch, thrusted my loins, put baby down for a nap, wrote another &#8216;hilarious&#8217; Flat Kitty and Wobbly Dog story, woke baby from nap, thrusted my loins, put baby to bed, spent an hour trying to make him sleep, thrusted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-i-did-today"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}