{"id":700,"date":"2009-08-05T11:31:16","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T10:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=700"},"modified":"2009-08-05T11:31:16","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T10:31:16","slug":"things-around-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=700","title":{"rendered":"Things around me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello children! It&#8217;s time for another brilliant list of all the things that are in close proximity to me!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>fancy new VOIP telephone that doesn&#8217;t work very well, and requires you to press &#8220;OK&#8221; after you dial a number or it won&#8217;t do anything.<\/li>\n<li>330ml bottle of Tesco apple juice (from concentrate), with about 40% of juice remaining.<\/li>\n<li>thermal non-spill mug with dregs of coffee in it.<\/li>\n<li>my portable telephone, currently set to vibrate.<\/li>\n<li>keyboard, manufactured by HP, with silver strip around the function keys.<\/li>\n<li>large speaker which is hardwired to Network Ringmain Point 22, so if you switch it on you can hear the Afghan Stream as carried by BBC FM relays in Kabul, Mazar and Herat.<\/li>\n<li>pair of Canford headphones, level limited to -93dBA, with tangled cable.<\/li>\n<li>lid of my USB pen drive.<\/li>\n<li>empty plastic cup.<\/li>\n<li>grey optical mouse with scroll wheel.<\/li>\n<li>my hands.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I will be delighted to answer your questions on this subject. Please raise your hand if you wish to make an enquiry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello children! It&#8217;s time for another brilliant list of all the things that are in close proximity to me! fancy new VOIP telephone that doesn&#8217;t work very well, and requires you to press &#8220;OK&#8221; after you dial a number or it won&#8217;t do anything. 330ml bottle of Tesco apple juice (from concentrate), with about 40% [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,13,41,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-monkeys","category-quite-nice","category-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":701,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions\/701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}