{"id":713,"date":"2009-08-27T08:14:44","date_gmt":"2009-08-27T07:14:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=713"},"modified":"2009-08-27T08:14:44","modified_gmt":"2009-08-27T07:14:44","slug":"disarming-pandas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=713","title":{"rendered":"Disarming Pandas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since personally speaking to the disgruntled head of the Panda League we have written a song together to convey the anger and distaste everyone is feeling. Music to follow, then a demo baby!<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>We simply demand our share of the royalties<br \/>\nBecause of the amount of ambiguities<br \/>\nThis is a fair and civilised request<br \/>\nTo reach a solution for all that is best<br \/>\nThe WWF should give what is rightfully ours<br \/>\nThey can say it with chocolate or say it with flowers<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Chorus<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nBut give us the money you bitch<br \/>\nGive us the money, give us the wonga<br \/>\nMake us the big and the rich<br \/>\nWe ain&#8217;t be lyin&#8217; but you ain&#8217;t be tryin&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately their attitude isn&#8217;t to our taste<br \/>\nThe more they talk the more time they waste<br \/>\nWith a tck-tck we&#8217;ll load up the guns<br \/>\nAs we slaughter millions of humans<br \/>\nWithin days if our demands<br \/>\nAre not met, so hold up your hands<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Chorus<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nAnd give us the money you whore<br \/>\nGive us the stash, flash me some cash,<br \/>\nWe won&#8217;t ask for anything more<br \/>\nWell, maybe some crazy demands like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Half a kidney, a roll of cotton cheese, two souwesters baked at a hundred degrees, a Chinese needle, a super deluxe army set costs a couple of bucks, a tepid puppy, the Egyptian dance that set back the world a thousand years over night in advance, Dr. Seuss&#8217; pedalo, a broken pencil shark, a\u00a0seedy window that only opens after dark, a see-through eye patch, custard on the go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anything else, well, we&#8217;ll let you know.<\/p>\n<p>(Lyrics: Inside DJ Wolfwood&#8217;s Bedroom &#8211; 2009)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since personally speaking to the disgruntled head of the Panda League we have written a song together to convey the anger and distaste everyone is feeling. Music to follow, then a demo baby!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-loins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":714,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions\/714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}