Bought me a cat and the cat pleased me,
\nI fed my cat under yonder tree.
\nCat goes fiddle-i-fee.
\n
\nBought me a hen and the hen pleased me,
\nI fed my hen under yonder tree.
\nHen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
\nCat goes fiddle-i-fee.<\/p>\n
Bought me a duck and the duck pleased me,
\nI fed my duck under yonder tree.
\nDuck goes quack, quack,
\nHen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
\nCat goes fiddle-i-fee.<\/p>\n
Bought me a goose and the goose pleased me
\nI fed my goose under yonder tree.
\nGoose goes hissy, hissy,
\nDuck goes quack, quack,
\nHen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
\nCat goes fiddle-i-fee.<\/p>\n
Bought me a sheep and the sheep pleased me,
\nI fed my sheep under yonder tree.
\nSheep goes baa, baa,
\nGoose goes hissy, hissy,
\nDuck goes quack, quack,
\nHen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
\nCat goes fiddle-i-fee.<\/p>\n
Bought me a pig and the pig pleased me,
\nI fed my pig under yonder tree.
\nPig goes oink, oink,
\nSheep goes baa, baa,
\nGoose goes hissy, hissy,
\nDuck goes quack, quack,
\nHen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
\nCat goes fiddle-i-fee.<\/p>\n
Bought me a cow and the cow pleased me,
\nI fed my cow under yonder tree.
\nCow goes moo, moo,
\nPig goes oink, oink,
\nSheep goes baa, baa,
\nGoose goes hissy, hissy,
\nDuck goes quack, quack,
\nHen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
\nCat goes fiddle-i-fee.<\/p>\n
Bought me a horse and the horse pleased me,
\nI fed my horse under yonder tree.
\nHorse goes neigh, neigh,
\nCow goes moo, moo,
\nPig goes oink, oink,
\nSheep goes baa, baa,
\nGoose goes hissy, hissy,
\nDuck goes quack, quack,
\nHen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
\nCat goes fiddle-i-fee.<\/p>\n
Bought me a dog and the dog pleased me,
\nI fed my dog under yonder tree.
\nDog goes bow-wow, bow-wow,
\nHorse goes neigh, neigh,
\nCow goes moo, moo,
\nPig goes oink, oink,
\nSheep goes baa, baa,
\nGoose goes hissy, hissy,
\nDuck goes quack, quack,
\nHen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
\nCat goes fiddle-i-fee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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