{"id":720,"date":"2009-09-09T08:35:41","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T07:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=720"},"modified":"2009-09-14T07:51:02","modified_gmt":"2009-09-14T06:51:02","slug":"when-single-men-do-those-that-cant-meet-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=720","title":{"rendered":"What Single Men Do (those that can&#8217;t meet women)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\">This made me weep hot manly tears of dismay:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/LEGO-Batman-7785-Arkham-Asylum\/dp\/B000EJ9OJK\/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&amp;s=kids&amp;qid=1252481289&amp;sr=1-10\">http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/LEGO-Batman-7785-Arkham-Asylum\/dp\/B000EJ9OJK\/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&amp;s=kids&amp;qid=1252481289&amp;sr=1-10<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\">Then this sealed the deal and I lost four days:<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Batman-Batcave-Penguin-Freezes-Invasion\/dp\/B000ERVL8E\/ref=sr_1_22?ie=UTF8&amp;s=kids&amp;qid=1252481343&amp;sr=1-22\">http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Batman-Batcave-Penguin-Freezes-Invasion\/dp\/B000ERVL8E\/ref=sr_1_22?ie=UTF8&amp;s=kids&amp;qid=1252481343&amp;sr=1-22<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\">I wish I had a box that told me when things were going to get deleted or disappear so that I can go out, buy all the suckers, and then join the rip off ebay crowd so I can make a packet too. Plus&#8230; I want them. I don&#8217;t particularly want to build them but owning them would make me smile like a Jabberwocky. Is that wrong of me?<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This made me weep hot manly tears of dismay: http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/LEGO-Batman-7785-Arkham-Asylum\/dp\/B000EJ9OJK\/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&amp;s=kids&amp;qid=1252481289&amp;sr=1-10 Then this sealed the deal and I lost four days: http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Batman-Batcave-Penguin-Freezes-Invasion\/dp\/B000ERVL8E\/ref=sr_1_22?ie=UTF8&amp;s=kids&amp;qid=1252481343&amp;sr=1-22 I wish I had a box that told me when things were going to get deleted or disappear so that I can go out, buy all the suckers, and then join the rip off [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,43,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-look-at-this","category-shut-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=720"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":725,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720\/revisions\/725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}