{"id":732,"date":"2009-09-22T08:07:27","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T07:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=732"},"modified":"2009-09-22T08:07:27","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T07:07:27","slug":"the-ker-azy-life-of-leona-lewis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=732","title":{"rendered":"The Ker-Azy Life Of Leona Lewis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I woke up and I decided to lie in bed a little bit longer before I got up at my usual time. My usual time is 8:12 because I like the even numbers. If I wake up at an odd numbered time I immediately close my eyes and <em>pretend<\/em> to sleep until the time flashes to an even number, than I wake up. Titter titter.<\/p>\n<p>For breakfast I put two pieces of bread into the toaster and heated them up until they weren&#8217;t white anymore. Only two minutes and out they came, brown as brown, hot and toasted somewhat. After opening the fridge I decided upon two different spreads for my toast; butter and jam. It was a tough choice between strawberry and blackberry but in the end strawberry won for the following reasons:<\/p>\n<p>1) it has strawberries in it\u00a0<br \/>\n2) it tastes like strawberries and<br \/>\n3) the other one doesn&#8217;t have strawberries in it<\/p>\n<p>I put the layer of butter on <em>before<\/em> the strawberry jam because that is very important. If you don&#8217;t put the butter on first then it goes very wrong. I spent several minutes deciding whether or not to remove the crusts from the pieces of toast eventually ending on the decision to leave them on because my hair is already curly and anymore curliness won&#8217;t damage my hair. I then moved my attentions to the kettle where I stood for the next hour&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(to continue at a time when it becomes more exciting)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I woke up and I decided to lie in bed a little bit longer before I got up at my usual time. My usual time is 8:12 because I like the even numbers. If I wake up at an odd numbered time I immediately close my eyes and pretend to sleep until the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,29,4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bedtime-stories","category-gravy","category-ian","category-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=732"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":733,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions\/733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}