{"id":750,"date":"2009-10-05T07:56:38","date_gmt":"2009-10-05T06:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=750"},"modified":"2009-10-05T07:56:38","modified_gmt":"2009-10-05T06:56:38","slug":"home-beans-shopping-network","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=750","title":{"rendered":"Home Beans Shopping Network"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good Morning and thank you for staying with us after that particularly foisty advert break. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>To further thank you for your allegiance we, the Home Beans Shopping Network, would like to present this one in a lifetime offer to you, the viewers, as in you, not me, the T 4500 Deluxe:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cookiemag.com\/images\/homefront\/2007\/03\/hoar01_dethronedog.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"175\" height=\"237\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is for today&#8217;s modern parent. Not only does it have unstealable nickel chrome wheels but also lush 50 \/ 50 wool and velour interiors for that smoother ride. Your baby will have no quarms with entering and riding around this babe magnet. Furthermore after thorough tests it has been confirmed that it can achieve speeds up to 20 mph; that&#8217;s 7mph faster than the leading competator.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s not all. This wouldn&#8217;t be the 21st century without some pointless mechanical alterations. The T 4500 Deluxe can be controlled remotely with a remote control. What good would that do I hear you ask? Coupled with the fact that it also has its very own camera on the top of the bonnet you can do all your parenting right from your sofa such as:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Taking baby to the park.<\/li>\n<li>Visiting friends and family.<\/li>\n<li>Picking up tabs and cider from the shop down the road.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>All these and more can be yours for the taking. This is not available in any shops, at least none that you&#8217;d think twice about going in. How much would you pay for this marvel? Two hundred? One fifty? You can if you want to as we are willing to accept higher offers BUT NO. You can buy this sweetened honey for the low low price of one hundred fifteen as well as four weeks of milk vouchers. Yes. We take milk. We&#8217;ll take your milk. Oh!<\/p>\n<p>Order now to avoid disappointment!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good Morning and thank you for staying with us after that particularly foisty advert break.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,41,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-look-at-this","category-quite-nice","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":751,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions\/751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}