{"id":754,"date":"2009-10-07T08:54:42","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T07:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=754"},"modified":"2009-10-07T08:59:43","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T07:59:43","slug":"home-beans-shopping-network-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=754","title":{"rendered":"Home Beans Shopping Network"},"content":{"rendered":"

Did you see that quiche? That’s nothing compared to me mam’s quiche.<\/p>\n

Following on from the successful ‘Wacky Watch’ series from last week we have received an exclusive import from SD Productions… The Wheel of Thrusting:<\/p>\n

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This patented and remarkable piece of equipment was developed by one of the Home Beans’ own inventors and fellow contributors. It is as simple like all the great designs. All you have to do is ask it a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question then the arrow will point towards one of the two answers; if it points towards ‘Thrusting to Mariah Carey = Yes’ then the answer is ‘yes’ and if it points towards ‘Thrusting to Bing Crosby = No’\u00a0 then the answer is ‘no’. That is all.<\/p>\n

If you are indecisive and need help with your daily life you cannot do without this. It will literally save you seconds off your time and give you nice images in your head all day. The size of a pocket watch for less than a one hundred smackers. It also happens to be waterproof and each one is hand-signed and authenticated by either Russell Grant or Toya Wilcox.<\/p>\n

Buy now! Yes, buy now!<\/p>\n

(Please note: look and appearance of item may differ from the item shown here, please allow 28 days for delivery, please tell all your friends. Part of the ‘This Is A Good Invention’ Series).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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