What we have is a first-hand account of what has been described as literally the Face of Terror. This face however does have a few add-ons that most faces don’t have. Our eye witness for Newsboost, Professor R, had this to report:<\/p>\n
“It had twenty hundred legs, all different coloues. The nose was actually two noses to make up one nose. The monster also had noses for eyes, four arms made of cars and a traffic light for a body. Don’t forget the tail made of jelly!”<\/p>\n
Was it male or female, Professor R?<\/p>\n
“It was just<\/em> a monster, okay?”<\/p>\n You heard him. If you come across this abomination of nature please make sure to not only take pictures but to count the number of legs and noses to ensure we have an accurate description. You personal safety should not come into question. Do what we say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" What we have is a first-hand account of what has been described as literally the Face of Terror. This face however does have a few add-ons that most faces don’t have. Our eye witness for Newsboost, Professor R, had this to report: “It had twenty hundred legs, all different coloues. The nose was actually two […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bedtime-stories","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":775,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions\/775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}