{"id":798,"date":"2009-11-23T23:44:17","date_gmt":"2009-11-23T22:44:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=798"},"modified":"2009-11-24T09:24:22","modified_gmt":"2009-11-24T08:24:22","slug":"i-want-to-destroy-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=798","title":{"rendered":"I Want To Destroy Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m confused. I’m mystified. I’m dragging myself all over the place and not settling on any sort of sane or reasonable explanation.<\/p>\n

December. Prime Panto season, right? So why is it that every year I am forced to watch posters of these two\u00a0knob jockeys\u00a0crop up around Newcastle?<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.theatreroyal.co.uk\/whats_on\/pantomine.asp<\/a><\/p>\n

The poster boasts that the two main actors, and I use the term loosely, Danny Adams and Clive Webb are returning again for what seems like the fifth year in a row due to, and I quote, “overwhelming public demand”. Overwhelming public demand? Who are these people that their lives are so devoid of any life or sense of purpose that they go into the Theatre Royal on a regular basis to enquire when those two lovely lads Mr Adams and Mr Webb are returning? Do they have an “Overwhelming public demand” voting box and whoever gets the most votes they get the moniker to appear on their next poster?<\/p>\n

Bring back the Chuckle Brothers. All is forgiven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m confused. I’m mystified. I’m dragging myself all over the place and not settling on any sort of sane or reasonable explanation. December. Prime Panto season, right? So why is it that every year I am forced to watch posters of these two\u00a0knob jockeys\u00a0crop up around Newcastle? http:\/\/www.theatreroyal.co.uk\/whats_on\/pantomine.asp The poster boasts that the two main […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8,40,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bedtime-stories","category-rants","category-shut-up","category-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":802,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions\/802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}