{"id":81,"date":"2006-06-01T21:27:29","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T20:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2006-06-01T21:28:46","modified_gmt":"2006-06-01T20:28:46","slug":"thrusticles-a-novel-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Thrusticles &#8211; a novel idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><u>Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)<\/u><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><u>Who are you?<\/u> Eddy Lafawitz<\/p>\n<p><u>What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the Idea?<\/u> Thrusticles<\/p>\n<p><u>What is it?<\/u> It&#8217;s like an icicle, sort of a ice pop thing, but in the shape of a man thrusting his loins. Nothing (!) rude mind.<\/p>\n<p><u>What does it do?<\/u> On hot days you take one from the freezer and you lick it and drink the juice to keep you refreshed. They come in a variety of flavours and colours: blue, orange, yellow, apple, red, black (mmm black) and perhaps parsnips.<\/p>\n<p><u>So what are you gonna do about it?<\/u> Nothing (!)\u00c2\u00a0Mr. Cockall, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all in my head >:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song) Who are you? Eddy Lafawitz What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the Idea? Thrusticles What is it? It&#8217;s like an icicle, sort of a ice pop thing, but in the shape of a man thrusting his loins. Nothing (!) rude mind. What does it do? On hot days you take one from the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-cockalls-loveliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}