{"id":823,"date":"2009-12-04T15:57:34","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T15:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=823"},"modified":"2009-12-04T15:57:34","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T15:57:34","slug":"uncomfortable-conversations-with-strangers-729-takeaway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=823","title":{"rendered":"Uncomfortable Conversations With Strangers: #729 – Takeaway"},"content":{"rendered":"

Stood in the takeaway after going to Digital at about half two in the morning. The pizza has been ordered and it’s taking longer than it should. I spy a strange looking man stood directly opposite me and even though I’m watching the awful music video on the TV behind him I can tell he thinks I’m looking at him and debating whether or not to come over and start a…<\/p>\n

“You know that food shop two places down?”<\/p>\n

Erm yeah.<\/p>\n

“Don’t go in there. The guy touches himself up whilst he’s doing the food. Behind the counter when you’re not looking he’s doing it. You believe me, don’t you?”<\/p>\n

Of course I do man.<\/p>\n

“It’s disgusting, it’s just disgusting. Touching yourself and doing the food and… it’s disgusting…”<\/p>\n

He then proceeds to wander off with his equally odd-looking friend.<\/p>\n

I didn’t sign up for that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Stood in the takeaway after going to Digital at about half two in the morning. The pizza has been ordered and it’s taking longer than it should. I spy a strange looking man stood directly opposite me and even though I’m watching the awful music video on the TV behind him I can tell he […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,43,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bedtime-stories","category-look-at-this","category-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":825,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions\/825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}