Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)<\/u><\/p>\n
Who are you?<\/u>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
Kevin: Kevin<\/p>\n
Ian: And Ian<\/p>\n
What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the Idea?<\/u><\/p>\n
Both: Pep<\/p>\n
What is it?<\/u><\/p>\n
Kevin: Well we decided that in today’s modern civilisation that people have lost touch with pep and what it is to be peppy. We intend to bottle pep and sell it to the common man, and woman,<\/p>\n
Ian: And perhaps some goldfish too.<\/p>\n
What does it do?<\/u><\/p>\n
Kevin: It’ll make everyone feel a hell of a lot better. We’ll all be shiny happy people and we’ll love our lives, our jobs, and every day will seem like it’s the best day in the…<\/p>\n
Ian: Kev?<\/p>\n
Kev: Yep?<\/p>\n
Ian: Maybe we shouldn’t then. It sounds like it would be wasted on boring\u00c2\u00a0normal people.\u00c2\u00a0What with it being\u00c2\u00a0a pretty powerful tool perhaps we should just market it out to Super Villains. There’s one down my road who specialises in lobsters.<\/p>\n
Kev: Say no more. IN YOUR FACE REST OF THE WORLD! HA!<\/p>\n
So what are you gonna do about it?<\/u><\/p>\n
Both: Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all in\u00c2\u00a0our heads >:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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