{"id":847,"date":"2009-12-13T23:36:25","date_gmt":"2009-12-13T23:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=847"},"modified":"2009-12-13T23:36:25","modified_gmt":"2009-12-13T23:36:25","slug":"whimsical-wonders-of-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=847","title":{"rendered":"Whimsical Wonders of Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Raspberries<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Raspberries.<br \/>\nWhen you draw them they look like grapes, grapes<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t draw them anymore<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t draw them anymore<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t stand them anymore<br \/>\nThey ruined my life<br \/>\nThose damn raspberries.<\/p>\n<p>Arthur &#8220;Lemon&#8221; Lemonson<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Raspberries Raspberries. When you draw them they look like grapes, grapes I don&#8217;t draw them anymore I can&#8217;t draw them anymore I can&#8217;t stand them anymore They ruined my life Those damn raspberries. Arthur &#8220;Lemon&#8221; Lemonson<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-god-damn-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=847"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":848,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847\/revisions\/848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}