So we’ve now managed a full twenty-four days and with only seven still to go I believe that we can finish this year well. When I say well though I do mean with a post for every day. ‘Well’ has so many… no actually it doesn’t, it’s pretty straightforward. So for all you lovers out there here is a song to warm your cockles and melt your heart:<\/p>\n
Love My Face<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n Lady ‘Cos one thing I wouldn’t want If you can’t look I might still call you Once you lay waste to my face Actually that wasn’t very romantic and I think the last verse was supposed to be rapped. Erm… MERRY CHRISTMAS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So we’ve now managed a full twenty-four days and with only seven still to go I believe that we can finish this year well. When I say well though I do mean with a post for every day. ‘Well’ has so many… no actually it doesn’t, it’s pretty straightforward. So for all you lovers out […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,14,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friut-fascists","category-god-damn-poetry","category-great"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=870"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":871,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/870\/revisions\/871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nDo you like my face?
\nCould you love my face with all your eyes?
\nIf you loved my face would it taste
\nThe sweetest you’ve ever spied?<\/p>\n
\nWould be to hear the lies
\nThe ones that taint the taste
\nTaint the looks of your eyes<\/p>\n
\nAt my wonderful face
\nAnd feel the thrills we once cried
\nThen you should walk away now, tootpaste
\nThe well trodden path I despise<\/p>\n
\nOn the odd occasion, with no ties
\nTo hear the words from your face
\nLet them drift into my eyes
\nThere’s no rushing, no time to waste
\nI hope you know Ted Hughes is a spy<\/p>\n
\nThen my face will be disgraced
\nIt will taste like mace
\nDo you want me to taste like mace?
\nI’m a waste of space without my face
\nBut like space I will chase
\nChase you and your face
\nYour face, full of grace… and raspberries<\/p>\n