{"id":874,"date":"2009-12-26T23:27:25","date_gmt":"2009-12-26T23:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=874"},"modified":"2009-12-26T23:27:25","modified_gmt":"2009-12-26T23:27:25","slug":"classic-quotes-a-year-with-reuben","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=874","title":{"rendered":"Classic Quotes &#8211; A Year With Reuben"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">Audrey: Don&#8217;t let the beg bugs bite!<br \/>\nReuben: That&#8217;s alright, I know kung fu.<\/p>\n<p>Ian: Why don&#8217;t you give your grandad a hug as a present?<br \/>\nReuben: That&#8217;s not a present!<\/p>\n<p>Reuben: I saw broccoli in the pan but there&#8217;s none on my plate&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>Siobhan: That&#8217;s not fair! I was winning!<br \/>\nReuben: Do you enjoy losing mum?<\/p>\n<p>Reuben: Wow! A Wii! Now I have two!<br \/>\nIan: Erm I think you&#8217;ll find the one at mine is Audrey&#8217;s.<br \/>\nReuben: Yeah but it&#8217;s a little bit mine.<\/p>\n<p>Reuben: SANTA IN YOUR EYE!<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Audrey: Don&#8217;t let the beg bugs bite! Reuben: That&#8217;s alright, I know kung fu. Ian: Why don&#8217;t you give your grandad a hug as a present? Reuben: That&#8217;s not a present! Reuben: I saw broccoli in the pan but there&#8217;s none on my plate&#8230;? Siobhan: That&#8217;s not fair! I was winning! Reuben: Do you enjoy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,4,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great","category-ian","category-look-at-this"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=874"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":875,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874\/revisions\/875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}