{"id":899,"date":"2010-02-03T11:59:03","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T11:59:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=899"},"modified":"2010-02-03T11:59:03","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T11:59:03","slug":"moist-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=899","title":{"rendered":"Moist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I had a shower and it was excellent. I am going to tell you about it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/shower.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/shower.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"shower\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/shower.jpg 400w, https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/shower-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My shower, right, is a thing in my bathroom where hot water comes out and makes me less dirty. This morning I adjusted the settings and made it hotter than I normally have it.<\/p>\n<p>It was ACE. It was rather a lot like a volcano, but a ceiling-mounted volcano where it&#8217;s above you and the stuff is all coming downwards. And instead of a cone of ignacious rock protruding from a zone of geological instability close to the margins of tectonic plates, it was more like a plastic shower head mounted on the wall. And where the hot, burning lava and pyroclastic flow would be on a normal volcano was actually just fairly hot water, not hot enough to burn or otherwise damage human skin on contact.<\/p>\n<p>That was what my shower was like this morning. The towel was green.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I had a shower and it was excellent. I am going to tell you about it. My shower, right, is a thing in my bathroom where hot water comes out and makes me less dirty. This morning I adjusted the settings and made it hotter than I normally have it. It was ACE. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,24,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-great","category-what-i-did-today"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=899"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":901,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions\/901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}