Here be a rough draft of a song that is speechmarks in the mix close speechmarks. It’s based on a well-loved character from my past whose very name can make your heart sing.<\/p>\n
He stood three storeys high
\nWith a wizened look in his eye
\nAll the while that cheeky smile
\nAt everyone passing by
\nHe’s one for every occasion
\nMorning, noon and night
\nHave you heard his name?
\nOf course I think you might.<\/p>\n
Chorus<\/p>\n <\/span><\/strong>Colossal and robust, a character of trust Be wary of his powers deceptive as they are Chorus\u00a0x 2<\/p>\n If you need manly chats, he’s for a spin Chorus x 2<\/p>\n (I. McIver \/ Papples Music Empire)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Here be a rough draft of a song that is speechmarks in the mix close speechmarks. It’s based on a well-loved character from my past whose very name can make your heart sing. He stood three storeys high With a wizened look in his eye All the while that cheeky smile At everyone passing by […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bedtime-stories","category-god-damn-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=917"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":923,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/917\/revisions\/923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nJimmy Titan, Jimmy Titan
\nNo-one heartier than Jimmy Titan<\/p>\n
\nThey pack the molten punch of a massive\u00a0exploding star
\nHis hairs not near but he still looks a treat
\nAnd you’ll find him in the bar
\nHe’s one for every occasion
\nBirthdays, weddings, weekends
\nHave you heard his name?
\nOf course you have dear friends<\/p>\n
\nIf you need a manly hug he’ll squeeze you thin
\nIf you need entertainment for your sister’s new boyfriend’s best friend’s pool party because the party CD got scratched and your I-pod is on the blink and someone is desperately searching for their Simply Red LPs… why not?<\/p>\n