{"id":926,"date":"2010-04-25T07:19:29","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T07:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=926"},"modified":"2010-04-25T07:19:29","modified_gmt":"2010-04-25T07:19:29","slug":"ive-got-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=926","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve got this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On <strong>Wednesday<\/strong> this week, I visited the place where <strong>Kev Head<\/strong> works and toured the extensive and boring facilities. In my time there I completed three major tasks:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Getting a little badge with my name on it<\/li>\n<li>Eating fajitas in the charming rustic canteen<\/li>\n<li>Inspecting Kev&#8217;s work environment and desk<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>In performing my post-fajita inspection of his desk I proceeded to wrap a bottle of correction fluid in blue insulating tape, and remove it from the premises secreted about my person. It is now in my posession.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/photo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-927\" title=\"My Haul (and other items)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/photo-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/photo-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/photo.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Stolen item (and other miscellaneous items)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This marks the end of my crime spree. Bwa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Wednesday this week, I visited the place where Kev Head works and toured the extensive and boring facilities. In my time there I completed three major tasks: Getting a little badge with my name on it Eating fajitas in the charming rustic canteen Inspecting Kev&#8217;s work environment and desk In performing my post-fajita inspection [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,16,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-noos-flash","category-stolen-from-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=926"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":930,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926\/revisions\/930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}