{"id":931,"date":"2010-04-29T07:54:21","date_gmt":"2010-04-29T07:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=931"},"modified":"2010-04-29T07:54:21","modified_gmt":"2010-04-29T07:54:21","slug":"fraudulent-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=931","title":{"rendered":"Fraudulent Cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has recently come to my attention that a lot of people like muffins.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m quite open-minded about a lot of things but let&#8217;s face it people, a muffin is a cake. You can&#8217;t take one thing and just give it another name because it sounds swanky. I&#8217;m bored with the tired argument of &#8216;Is a Jaffa cake a biscuit or a cake?&#8217; because it is taking the attention away from the ones who need sorting out. Muffins are first on the list. Unless anyone would like to speak in favour of muffins I vote that we stamp them out as quickly as possible and replace them with the name Breakfast Cakes. Who&#8217;s with me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has recently come to my attention that a lot of people like muffins. Now I&#8217;m quite open-minded about a lot of things but let&#8217;s face it people, a muffin is a cake. You can&#8217;t take one thing and just give it another name because it sounds swanky. I&#8217;m bored with the tired argument of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,29,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-delicious","category-gravy","category-random-thought"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=931"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":932,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931\/revisions\/932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}