{"id":942,"date":"2010-05-19T07:59:58","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T07:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=942"},"modified":"2010-05-19T07:59:58","modified_gmt":"2010-05-19T07:59:58","slug":"here-comes-the-clichemonger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=942","title":{"rendered":"Here Comes The Clichemonger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know me I&#8217;m as American as apple pie along with being the best thing since sliced bread but right now I&#8217;m caught between a rock and a hard place. I don&#8217;t want to cover old ground however you must know that what I&#8217;m going to say will probably make you less fresh as a daisy and more dry as a bone. Let&#8217;s go with the flow, let&#8217;s take some time to smell the roses. I mean a tree doesn&#8217;t move unless there is wind and we&#8217;ll certainly cross that bridge when we come to it. Right now I&#8217;m a fish out of water. I feel like a rose is a rose is a rose. Play a harp before a cow and put that in your pipe and smoke it. Once in a blue moon I&#8217;m alright but I&#8217;m no spring chicken and I wouldn&#8217;t say that again for all the tea in China.<\/p>\n<p>Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know me I&#8217;m as American as apple pie along with being the best thing since sliced bread but right now I&#8217;m caught between a rock and a hard place. I don&#8217;t want to cover old ground however you must know that what I&#8217;m going to say will probably make you less fresh as a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=942"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":943,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions\/943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}